Join the fight
Stop the POP
end the tyrrany
Pinapple on pizza - its just not safe
Recognise the signs
Signs of infection from the yellow wave include;
- Not being vocally anti-POP
- Associating with POP eaters
- Reposting pro-POP propaganda (also known as POPaganda)
- Enjoying fruit in other savoury contexts, including grapes in salads, lemon on fish, and even such violations as having apple sauce with pork chops!
- Having a hidden stash of canned pineapple "just in case". Yea Darren, I'm sure that case will be the legal one we slap you with, you sick fuck.
- And finally, eating pineapple on pizza brazenly in public, in front of vulnerable children.
Break the indoctrination
When facing off against an enemy as insidious and vile as this, its important to know what tools to use against it.
You may attempt to talk someone down from engaging in POP, provided they pose no threat to you in that moment.
Our emergency callout line on 01900 POPHELP can restrain and admit users to a facility to recondition them through a revolutionary new technique called "Tastebud Conversion Therapy". TCT is definitely not a form of torture, despite the unfair label from the Pineapple Support Service, a ridiculous 'charity' dedicated to normalising this sick disease, and indoctrinating innocent children, turning them into POPheads when they're far too young to know any better!
You may attempt to talk someone down from engaging in POP, provided they pose no threat to you in that moment.
Our emergency callout line on 01900 POPHELP can restrain and admit users to a facility to recondition them through a revolutionary new technique called "Tastebud Conversion Therapy". TCT is definitely not a form of torture, despite the unfair label from the Pineapple Support Service, a ridiculous 'charity' dedicated to normalising this sick disease, and indoctrinating innocent children, turning them into POPheads when they're far too young to know any better!
PRotect your friends and family
Educate your friends and family on the dangers of being a POPhead.
Young innocent children are being indoctrinated into the POP lifestyle choice, with the promise of it making them happier, when most of them actually end up dePOPing after years of agony and sadness, and irreversible changes to their bodies from consuming pineapple on pizza.
Roughly three-quarters of teens referred to Pineapple Support Service have been girls. Most of these girls only like margarita pizza, but have been promised that pineapple will cure their boring palette. Young girls cannot be trusted to make decisions like this, they're easily susceptible to manipulation from adult POPhead grooming!
One of the issues that we at the Pizza Safety Committee focus on is the risks associated with the indoctrination of teenagers. This is because most POPhead youths would outgrow their boring palette and grow up to be pepperoni loving adults if not given doses of pineapple juice and false promises of POP stopping the teasing from friends and peers.
Young innocent children are being indoctrinated into the POP lifestyle choice, with the promise of it making them happier, when most of them actually end up dePOPing after years of agony and sadness, and irreversible changes to their bodies from consuming pineapple on pizza.
Roughly three-quarters of teens referred to Pineapple Support Service have been girls. Most of these girls only like margarita pizza, but have been promised that pineapple will cure their boring palette. Young girls cannot be trusted to make decisions like this, they're easily susceptible to manipulation from adult POPhead grooming!
One of the issues that we at the Pizza Safety Committee focus on is the risks associated with the indoctrination of teenagers. This is because most POPhead youths would outgrow their boring palette and grow up to be pepperoni loving adults if not given doses of pineapple juice and false promises of POP stopping the teasing from friends and peers.
Join a protest near you
We conduct many protests in the UK to prevent POPheads being legally allowed to eat whatever food they want, because how dare they do so! Its all their sick plan to force us all to be POPheads!!
